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Christmas Conversations

An actual conversation I just had.

S: We could make cranberry and popcorn garlands!

A: And string them on the wall?

S: … No! On the TREE, dummy!

A: How do you make a cranberry garland?

S: blinking, looking incredulously – You string them with a needle and thread.

A: Where do you even FIND cranberries!?

S: … Uhhh, the grocery store?

A: They have fresh cranberries?

S: Yes.

Where on earth is he even from?