An actual conversation I just had.
S: We could make cranberry and popcorn garlands!
A: And string them on the wall?
S: … No! On the TREE, dummy!
A: How do you make a cranberry garland?
S: blinking, looking incredulously – You string them with a needle and thread.
A: Where do you even FIND cranberries!?
S: … Uhhh, the grocery store?
A: They have fresh cranberries?
Where on earth is he even from?